I once bought a snickers, and the pattern on the top looked just like Jesus Christ
I was about to be converted to Christianity.... but it tasted like shit
(likeajackhammer, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

monkey shit.
it's full of peanuts.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

I once bought a pork loin and it looked a bit Jewish. You should have see the pure horror on my face.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:53, archived)