I'm being ambiguous.
Obviously, I bummed them both back to the stoneage, but I also gave them a lift to and from Oxford.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

I heard that after you'd ripped the back out of them
their bumholes were gaping like a mongs mouth.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Damn straight.
Took me weeks to get the blood off the leather seats.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)