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Does anybody else listen to the baldmonkey podcast ?
The latest one is shit but has one of Pauls best Pooems in it.

I remember when all this was feilds.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
I miss Voltan
And the bennies. And Lonewolf.

Actually not the bennies and lonewolf, i speak to them every day. Just Voltan:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
Fuck I remmeber lonewolf
he was a strange and beautiful man.

There's nothing like him any more.

Pass on my regards and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
I shall abuse him from you

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
Shit in his eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
Do you guys still speak?
If so, give him a snog from me.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
Clearly this is the Mykey "Everyone actually likes me IRL" thread.
Because everyone pretends to hate him ONLINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
I had those Bennies in the back of my car once
/ac, worryingly.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
You dropped this ","
I beleive it belongs just after the word "Bennies"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
I'm being ambiguous.
Obviously, I bummed them both back to the stoneage, but I also gave them a lift to and from Oxford.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
I heard that after you'd ripped the back out of them
their bumholes were gaping like a mongs mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
Damn straight.
Took me weeks to get the blood off the leather seats.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
You're never far from my thoughts, young man!

(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
I dont rmemeber Voltan at all
he must have been a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
Fenris was the best cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
I like Fenris
he's the sort of bloke you go out for a pint with and then wrestle each other when pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
Absolutely.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
I thought he was lovely.
Also, very tall as I seem to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
No
He was about five foot ten I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
I'm only 5', most people look hideously tall to me.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
You freak

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
This.
He's a shortarse by decent old-skool b3tan stakes.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
Didn't he almost punch Gizmo?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
Probably only "almost"
because his tiny fists were so small the punch was blown off course by a passing fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
Quite possibly.
Wrestling was more his style though. Along with barbarian loincloths and big double-edged swords.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
he was the second coming of Conan.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
I love them.
They were the lot that I loved and adored and looked up to when I first joined.

I met them at the first bash I ever went to, a proper old style Oxford bash, practically all of the good people on the internet were there.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
We should all go back in time:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
We had great times when we were in Oxford my dear Mykey.
Talking about archaeology and cunts.

with Brainiac and Hank and Lu and nice people.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
My first Bash at Reading consisted of Tara, myself, one of the bennies and Mykey.
Beery times ahoy.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
I went to a bash of sorts before I even joined.
It was meeting Brainiac and Mykey with Wormulus that prompted me to get an account.

They gave me toy cars that they'd found in the street as I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
I feel I should point out that I was there

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
Feilds?
I remember when it was all flids.

No wait, it still is.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
*leans over to type an angry response*

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
*stumps you up*

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
I don't really,
I listend to one, but I don't have an mp3 player so I have to sit at my computer and listen. Which is gay.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
I remember when we all found out that regular was a diaper furry
they're still a regular so I won't mention who was though
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
That would be relatively "vanilla"
compared to what most of the cunts on here get up to.

was it gonz ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
SHUSH

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
Diaper furry?
You mean, like, baby squirrels with tits in diapers?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
Didn't Spangolin say Damion liked to wear nappies?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
NO NO NO NO NO
jesus no.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
God today is getting less and less sexy by the hour.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
haha
if you're looked down on by furries, you're not in the best of places :P
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
I listen sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
Dont you love the phrase
"Big, veiny tits"

It's almost as nice as "Glistening Vulva" or "Frequent uplift service"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
it's delightful

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
Imagine a big, veiny tit with a glistening vulva and a fequent uplift service
It'd be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
I don't
It's shit. I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
Bits are OK
bits are shit. If he put more effort into it, it'd be quite good.

I thought it would be funnier, though I have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
Lol random wacky lols aren't very funny when just done aurally.

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
He doesnt do random whacky lols really.

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
I do but I've not heard that one yet

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:28, archived)