Dear B3ta Talk Board Inhabitants,
I have a strawberry flavoured lollypop.
My eyes are sore from soap.
Outside smells lovely from the rain.
I am happy.
How are you?

Lots and lots of love,
Comma
xxx
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)

In desperate need of a poo
but otherwise good.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)

Take the butt plug out, then
/standard response #2348623
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:18, archived)

We were all talking about meeting you earlier.
We would now like your home address so we can all have a big party.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)

I live in a bouncy castle.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:19, archived)

Yay!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

Yes.
Yes we were all going to come round and hide in your loo and jump out and shout surprise then find out we were in the wrong house and get arrested for being naked in someone elses loo

/no punctuation ideas blog
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:19, archived)

and how is your minge?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:18, archived)

You really havent got this
grooming thing figured out yet have you ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:19, archived)

All the better for not having your rancid cock in it.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)

Well i imagine
Its the only offer you'll get:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)

Comma can have my rancid cock any time she wants.
Ha! That's made you look silly Mykey.

...hang on...
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:30, archived)

I now have 1gb of memory,
/happy nerd
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)