He already has, he's already secretly pounding at his ill-used penis trying to get it to crack through its shell and breathe its first breath of summer
Like a hatching duck.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

does it have an egg tooth?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:36, archived)