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What's the hot intertopics of now?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

Canonical ensamble of statistical physics.
and football manager. Pato, injured again.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

He's injury prone on FM Live, too.
Terrible business.
Happily, I don't have him.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Bojan is awesome for me, as is a fit pato and Henri Saivet.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

It's all about Marquinhos.
And THE LIST obviously.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

He's far too old.
I have a Wenger-esque policy of not signing anyone over 20.

...The list?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

Jesus, what year are you in?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

2009 at the moment, started a newish game so I could have 8 nation's leagues to choose from rather than 3.
Did I find the wrong Marquinhos?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

THE LIST. See profile.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcos_Ant%C3%B4nio_da_Silva_Gon%C3%A7alves
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

I don't need that.
I've got in game scouts.

It's not really playing the game if you use that list.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

What the fuck are you talking about?
Wormulus and Bou aren't players on football manager.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

lol, I thought you meant the list on Marquinhos' profile
www.footballtalent.org/Marcos_Ant__nio_da_Silva_Gon__alves-3_7-18168-7.html
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

Oh no, the flounces and failures list.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

Is the current FM any good?
I have FIFA Manager, which is "quite hard" to win at.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

I'm on FM 2008
my housemates both have 2009 (same copy, I was too into my 08 game to care).
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

Ah okay.
FifaM is a bit iffy in places. Some of the game mechanics are a bit dodgy. Rubberband AI ahoy.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

A qotwer promises underwear pics if she wins this weeks qotw
edit: www.b3ta.com/questions/impulsebuys/post427590
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

OH FAT PEOPLE'S CULTURE!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

I clicked it
I'm not ashamed.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

I'm UNITING by SOCIALISING.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post427925
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

Shhhhh
there's actual pictures of naked ladies on the internet, if you search for them.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

see below.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

baldmonkey will do anything for attention these days

( spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

For fuck's sake

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

click it!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

Even if you don't want to see the pics
click it so that it wins /qotw and we have something to hold over them for ever.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

that was my thinking
and is the only reason I clicked it
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

yeeeeeaaaaahhhh me too.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

I'd rather she got a mastectomy

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

That's not very nice,
becky's decent enough. She's one of the few offtopicers that have come to /talk and haven't been shit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

The scars make me randy
it's a very common fetish.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

Whatever makes you happy,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

That post makes me think seriously otherwise.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

He already has, he's already secretly pounding at his ill-used penis trying to get it to crack through its shell and breathe its first breath of summer
Like a hatching duck.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

does it have an egg tooth?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

coffee break!

( spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

My memory had a brief ejaculate of odd symbols
and it would appear my b3ta log in was one of them.

It's gone everywhere, mind, and it's going to take more than a mop and some grim determination to clear this up before the wife gets home.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Alright fuckface?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

Fucking awesome thanks shorty!
Minge still scraping the floor?

*offers stilts*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

Aw cheers, man.
*utilises stilts*

That's SO much better.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

I've just eaten eight rashers of bacon,
and a packet of Jaffers. Overtime at the gym tonight then.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

Good luck, there.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

A panda did a sneeze.
So are you nervous about the games on Sunday, or excited?
( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

I just want Sunday to be here already.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Wolf tshirts.

( Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

MOTHERFUCKING wolf tshirts
cured my AIDS.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

I'm too fucking hot
in this stupid fucking office spangface.

I'm making me ANGRY.
( Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

It's all about THE LIST, JMG.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

As ever.
The list is VERY important.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Wormulus won the Bullies QotW

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

Get in!
Link to it.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

You also made THE LIST.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

Is Pasanonic on there?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

I'm not sure he ever went mental on /talk, I could be wrong though.
Or maybe I should just expand it.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

what about that bloke he said he was really rich and we were all students
then posted a picture of some camera lenses that he had bought as some kind of proof.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

There's a bald geordie on Countdown
is it you?
( broadsword, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

JMG - able to solve the conundrum and post on /talk at the same time.
What a man.
( Jobe, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

VOWEL MAN PET.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:35, archived)