Why are you still single?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

I don't know, I'm massively lovely.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

The universe is full of mysteries

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

Actually
the universe is mostly empty, so his life is hardly atypical.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:57, archived)