Sorry, but have you looked at Nuts magazine and the like?
Massive fake tits, tiny waist, vacant expression and a Maddy McCann haircut. Seems to be the same on each page.

Maybe I'm wrong, I don't know. Luckily I've never been male so I've never had to walk a mile and that. Oh well.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

Your making the mistake of thinking we've only got a one track mind for girls.

All of those bimbos, look alright in a magazine because it's a cartoon aspect and taken as such, with banter and what the not, but when out, no man would want to sleep or pull one.

It's like a freakshow, you have to look.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

I think
it's a similar thought process to your average blokes attitude to buying clothes which is :

"I am insecure and have little concept of personal style, therefore I will look for so called designer branded clothing and wear this as I can hide behind the label"

Blokes look at these lads mags and say "I am too insecure to admit I find a big fat arse sexy on a woman, therefore I will demand that all women I treat to unsatisfying but mercifully breif sex have the physique of a 12 year old boy"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

^ bingo

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

That's so sad.
You'd save a lot of girls a lifetime of heartache if you were honest.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:46, archived)