You become the exclusive property
of spice.co.uk and will be used as a source of food for their brain weevils.
( Geordie Al, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

I didn't see that in the small print.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)

It's better than being turned into
your zombie.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

What?
Zombies?
( Geordie Al, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)