My shop is open!
Buy My Shit!
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:18, archived)

Are there any good reasons
not to set up a spice shop?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)

you'll be eaten by fuckoff huge worms

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

Ha!
I nearly choked on my Lucozade, when I read that!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

Send in the floating fat man!

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

You become the exclusive property
of spice.co.uk and will be used as a source of food for their brain weevils.
( Geordie Al, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

I didn't see that in the small print.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)

It's better than being turned into
your zombie.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

What?
Zombies?
( Geordie Al, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)

You feel unloved when no-one buys your stuff.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)

I'm used to that.
I am unloved.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)