Bah. You mongoloids.
Handsome Gav can't play out tonight.
:(

Cheer me up with some of your bouncing misery.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

I did misery earlier.
Bollocks to you, go out on your own with a load of young chavettes in a pink stretch gaytank thing. Go on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Rough people in Limos.
Another sign of fat Britain trying to spoil everything.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Young pretty boys then. young pretty boys with terrified expressions
in the boot. OOH in loincloths.

There you go.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

Scatter bits of Lambrini soaked popcorn from the town centre to your mum's house and you'll get a top Newcastle lass within 15 minutes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

Have you ever visited Newcastle?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

Many a time.
My mate Moxy lives up there. I've spent time at the weatherspoons (I think) with the tall ceilings and a fat lass tried to give me a chinese burn. She was wearing a cowboy hat.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

What the hell were you doing in there?!
IS MOXY ROUGH?!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

Yup.
I know nasty sorts. I'm like the 'queer' mascot I think :S
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

Now I've never visted the Toon myself,
but I'm still going to stick my neck out and suggest your experience says more about Wetherspoons pubs than Newcastle in general.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

indeed :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:52, archived)