I have chipsticks.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

I have beer
and Evelyn Thomas
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

e a

Eveyl Dyla
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

*cries*
They made me read Under Milk Wood for GCSE.
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

I have pineapple
I think I'm obsessed with it.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

Pregnant and craving?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

practicing giving birth with it?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

I think you should cut yourself.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

With the chipsticks?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 19:43, archived)

No, eat those ya nana.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

I have chicken with a creamy sauce
and bubble and squeak. And some peas.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:43, archived)

Sharks are fucking awesome.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:45, archived)

or fucking rubbish

( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

Haha, this shark is a cunt:
swimatyourownrisk.com/2009/03/02/shark-kills-tankmate/
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

the other shark probably made fun of its pink armbands

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

I did wonder what they were.
Maybe it's chewed bits from the other one.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

Had tea with the kids
it was yum
( jenpots, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

I have a cut on my arm

( CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

poke it

( jenpots, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

Am doing )c:
I got it reaching behind the washing machine to the extension that the freezer's on off, because the plug socket on the end of the extension needs attaching to the wall.

I couldn't attach it to the wall because it's made of engineer's brick, and my drill has been lent out to a housemate's friend and hasn't been returned. Housemate hasn't even bother apologising or trying to get it back, so I'm annoyed.
( CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

I have a newly-discovered 17-year-old niece that I never knew about

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

RAPE

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

You should maybe see a doctor about that.
Some cream should clean it right up.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

Oh, chip*sticks*
Sorry.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

I have a yorkie and an irn bru

it's all northern all the time here
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

I hope you have a flat cap as well

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

what's the yorkie's name?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:03, archived)