Bees are awesome
but they hurt when I try to consume them with peas.
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life,
It makes the peas taste funny,
but it keeps them on the knife.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

Will you marry me?

( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

probably not

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

It was worth a shot
I suppose it'd be hard to explain to my unlikelyly real girlfriend... but she doesn't like cheese!

*cries*
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

Yes, beers are awesome.

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