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Night of the Thread Deleters?
Hello, have no balls?

PORN
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg

Besides that, best condiment for cheese?

I use a mixture of mayo and pickle, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
Oh do fuck off.
And piccalilli.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
^
Clicking this.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
As I said before. Please stop posting this.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
why?
Make a reasonable argument and I shall.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
Because I don't appreciate the image being posted and reposted, and I asked nicely, and didn't wobble off to the mods.
You made your point, I'm sorry for correcting you, online.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
Ram your cock up the mod's mother's cunt.
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg

Ed: The image above contains homosexual sensuality.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
You sir
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
Don't feed it.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
Also
if you don't want to run off to the mods, his response just above mine is easily enough to convince me to, it's unfnny, repetitive, and generally not in the spirit of the place, as far as I'm concerned. (I may not be popular, but at least I make good cannon fodder)
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
If only there was a way to run people over with a speeding bus, online.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
If I ever discover one
you'll be the first to know.
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
Cheddar.
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
Lets all put him on ignore.
He can blame The Pentaverate. They run everything and meet three times a year in a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as "The Meadows.". The Queen, the Rothchilds, the Gettys, the Vatican, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee beady eyes. And that smug look on his face.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
oh no

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
Don't do that,
or he might unleash his racist rage!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
Here ya go.
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
Nothing, cheese does well on its own.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
You make a cheese sandwich, and add nothing?
King among men.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
I generally don't make cheese sandwiches though.
But when I do, yes, I add nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
no lettuce?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
With cheese?
Wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
I fear for this generation.
Sweet Pickled Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
Which generation are you in son/peer/grandad

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
I'll tell you what is a good cheese sandwich though,
stilton and jalapenos.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
Or, right, get this.
Cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
any particular one?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
I do like Red Leicester, Cheddar and Mozzerella in a toastie.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
A nice mature cheddar makes a good sandwich.
I also like double Gloucester.

Oho we got some awesome mozzarella from the farmer's market this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
I had a voucher from tesco giving me 50% off mozzerella.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
Tesco only ever sent me vouchers for stuff I never bought.
Demographics fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
I got ones for stuff I normally buy,
and then some for things i've bought once... about 5 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
I think to start off with they go by your postcode,
which meant for me it was mostly for ready meals. I guess I never spent enough in there for the system to work it out.

And then it would be stupid things like "20% off when you spend £10 or more on bread".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
I wish they'd give me money off satsumas.
I'm on a satsuma binge right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
i'll tell you what's a good fruit,
Chinese Fuji apples.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
I like Jazz apples.
They're a cross between Braeburn and Gala
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
never seen those,
I'll look out for them. Do you have to eat them with Jazz hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
You don't have to,
but if you don't it's frowned on.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
I'll be 37 this June.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
This is true
although cheese greatly improves peas.

And they rhyme.

Win.
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
so do bees.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
Bees are awesome
but they hurt when I try to consume them with peas.
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life,
It makes the peas taste funny,
but it keeps them on the knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
Will you marry me?

(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
probably not

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
It was worth a shot
I suppose it'd be hard to explain to my unlikelyly real girlfriend... but she doesn't like cheese!

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
Yes, beers are awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
Cheesey
booBees?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
you're almost as cool as me

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
One day.
Bored, booze, internet, ya know.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
You need to appreciate
that not all of us appreciate a bit of gay porn.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
cocks are the future.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
wow, fuck of keep posting the same link, tiresome shit
as for more fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood, fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
replying right here.
i'm gonna break your daughter's hymen
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
This.
I bet he's got an internet girlfriend too, the fat failure.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
Funny you say that, I did when I was on AOL, back in the day.
We'd meet up once a month.

Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
i would consider anyone trying to form a relationship online or off as a positive thing, been 15 years since i had a girlfriend like that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
As in you've been single for 15 years?
Or you had an internet girlfriend 15 years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
He's Boxxy's father.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
i might be, why people here try to farm information is a mystery to me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
Fuck knows
Exactly why they are also willing to believe whatever people say is too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
it's ment to be a comedy website, it appears this is gone

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
I think people have different ideas about comedy.
This has caused unpleasantness in the past and has asked questions about where exactly the boundaries of the comedy should be set. Some people are of the opinion that mercilessly ripping the piss out of people who have recently suffered a bereavement, for example, goes beyond such boundaries. Others take it further and reckon that comedy based on discrimination is also over the mark, as, although the joke may be stated in an amusing manner, it's likely to cause offence to people who don't deserve to have offence caused to them. This may have led to the present situation of blandness whereby it has turned into a regular discussion community much like any other online community. No doubt the formation of real-life relationships through meetings has contributed to this situation where pixels are transformed into flesh and blood. These three poofs walk into a bar. One's a Paki, one's a Nigger and one's a Yid and the barmaid has massive tits…
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
It's not farming information
I'd probably forget it soon enough. Just because we're on the internet doesn't mea that everyone has to be defensive, insecure and impersonal. Even on here, you don't have to take EVERYTHING as abuse, sarcasm or having an ulterior motive.
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
good times? :(

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
for some mongychops not all, now fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
you're almost as cool as sticky label

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
reply..assume i replied to everything else.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
Thread needs more glued eel.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
Life needs more glued eel.
The internet would shut down if he left.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
He's so mysterious.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
It certainly could do with less Dekionplexis 333.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
He's so elusive. I wonder if he's anything to do with Dekionplexis332.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
That sounds like some kind of wacky conspiracy.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
Dekionplexis 332 was "retired" by the Illuminati.
Bring on the New World Order!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
That would have been funnier
If Glued Eel had said it.

/Applies to nearly everything posted on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
Not sure if it's still about but...
There used to be a Goan green chilli pickle available in selected East Ham shops that was incredible with a hard mature cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
Life is so fucking complicated

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
It's a legendary pickle.
I must see if I can recreate the recipe. It was quite unusual to be honest- ridiculously hot but very more-ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
It sounds ace
I just thought, aha!, that's worth remembering, sounds tasty. Then I realised I didn't have enough space to remember all the details in my feeble head.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
Pretty sure
It's mainly green chillies and vinegar stuck in a pan and reduced, but there were a few spices in there as well. It was a family concern that was deliberately kept small but I'm damned if I can find any of their products any more- including in East Ham- guess they must have gone out of business.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
chilli
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
You are so shit.
Is this because he corrected you about the word spastic?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
You're assuming it's capable of rational thought.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
^
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
i wish i had a penis
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:43, archived)