pfft
I've spent almost all day at my friends house helping her revise a subject I know nothing about. *tries to be helpful*
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

I spent all day eating satsumas.
I've had 6.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

I fucking love satsumas.
The market here has lovely ones.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

MOT you useless cunt, how long does it fucking take you to eat a satsuma?
It's tomorrow, but I don't give a toss, you're outrageously shit at satsumas.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:45, archived)