So anyway,
Is everyone doing lovely things for the bank holiday?

I would like to do something nice but I've not enough cash and no friends and no life because I'm from the internet.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Come to my uni and watch me revise
/fun life/
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

Genuine open offer.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

Genuine rejection coming right at you.

( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Ha!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

It's ok,
I get that from all the people in real life and on here.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

ha ha harsh

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

pfft
I've spent almost all day at my friends house helping her revise a subject I know nothing about. *tries to be helpful*
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

I spent all day eating satsumas.
I've had 6.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

I fucking love satsumas.
The market here has lovely ones.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

MOT you useless cunt, how long does it fucking take you to eat a satsuma?
It's tomorrow, but I don't give a toss, you're outrageously shit at satsumas.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Whoa, whoa
you're at uni?

For some reason I always had the impression that you were in your late 30s or 40s.

Then again, you could be a mature student. Who am I to judge.
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

I have it on good authority that he is actually 58.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

I'm 21.
Nice to know that I seem mature :)
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Whooooooooa
I'm 20, so we're basically peers.

Many illusions have been shattered.

Which uni?
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

Loughborough
Are you at one?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

Nottingham
pints sometime?
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

Sure,
I'll be going that way as soon as my exams are over - looking for post grad stuff.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

Good times
No exams for me, starting my second second year in september. What're you studying?
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

Physics
/not a geek.

You?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

Same!
Crazy times.
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

one of you two will rape the other one
i cant decide which way round it will be yet though
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

I do the raping,
and you're first.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

Fucking working, by the sounds of it
FUCKING FUNTIMES.

*continues searching job sites*
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

Something is not computing here.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

I don't know what I'm doing yet
I'm so far out of the loop at the moment that I didn't even know there was another bank holiday coming up
( custard, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

we have a blues festival on
only I don't like blues music. And already the town is filling up with strange people saying "nice" and "cool" a lot while drinking buckfast.
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Beach football tournament!
On a beach. With a football.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

I shall be doing my bit to feed day-trippers.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

i'd forgotten it was a bank holiday actually

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

Is that because you are so rich that every day is a holiday to you?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

christ, I wish

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Well, I'm /not/ going to Ireland.
What are the Yorkshire Dales like? In particular Skipton and Howarth?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

Skipton's a lovely little town, with a castle, loads of pubs etc.
The Dales themselves are very hilly, and a great place to go in summer.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

When do you guys have summer up there?
I had no idea that summer existed beyond Lichfield.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

You have summer in Lichfield?
I didn't think summer existed north of Bedfordshire.

Even then I thought that was only a rumour.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

I'm not sure
I think it's a Thursday afternoon in July this year, but I can't narrow it down any further than that.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

Skipton is nice, but beware, it contains Bogus. He may try and get you drunk.
Haworth is also very picturesque, but also very steep and cobbled from what I remember. Also, everything in the local pubs seemed to be themed. Bronteburger and Heathcliff Fries and all that sort of bollocks
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

If the weather stays good then there may be a trip on.
I mainly want to see the moor, but half decent looking B&Bs have rooms available in Skipton and Howarth.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

<s>moor</s> dales

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

Personally, I'd go for Skipton.
It's a nicer place and you can get around the area more easily from there.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

I might stay in and play with my winkie

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

Hey that's how I like to spend my time,
maybe we should get together to discuss and share this activity?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

get your paws off me you damn filthy ape

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

But I just want to show you how to do it properly!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

I like this idea.
Though I don't have a winkie of my own to play with
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

you can play with mine if you like

( TBL I posted this on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

Getting driven around in my girlfriend's Bentley
hell yeah.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

A party,
Painting then a BBQ, then Dad's birthday dinner. I think there's something else too. but I can't remember.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Dunno.
Haven't really thought about it. Possible family visitation...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

EVERY DAY'S A BANK HOLIDAY IN LIGHTGUYVILLE!

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

*Points and laughs at the dolescum*

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

i'm bald and live with my mum too

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

working all weekend.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

How about a date with me!
I'm fuckin' brill, honest!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

yeah because that definitely doesn't stink of desperation.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

Jealous eh?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

Of your smooth moves?
Well they're clearly working out well for you, so yes.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

Clearly,
I'll send you a copy of my self help book, maybe you'd like to attend one of my seminars?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

Advanced Crying for Nancies?
Sign me up.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

You obviously have me confused with someone else.
I'm fuckin' cool.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

Stop making this so easy!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

NEVER!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

I've got tickets to the cricket on Monday.
Hospitality baby yeah! *waves tickets seductively*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

I doubt you'll read this because I came here late
but I'm having a birthday party on Sunday that you can come to, it's in MK if you can get here you're welcome.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

Late reply.
Geocaching.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:49, archived)