keep a note of what you eat

( scott,, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

...because
when you leave the country any discrepancy between that and the amount you excrete is surgically removed on departure.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

i'll want to see all receipts

( scott,, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:07, archived)