it has flashing LEDs and all wires coming out of it

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

and there's fireworks going off,
and it's all like POW, BAM, SHAZOOEY, KABLAMMO, FWAP!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

every 6 hours or so they have to pour a bucket of cold water over it as it tends to overheat

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:01, archived)