Good lord
I've had spots bigger than that.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:21, archived)

Question is though
Could you scratch them?
( Lord Gnome, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

If I wanted

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:34, archived)