I saw a man dance with a mong.
The mong then felt him up. It was hilariously awkward.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

stop looking in the mirror whilst you sexually assault people.

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:01, archived)

So how was your dance?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:01, archived)

I got felt up by a bloke tonight
turned round and he had a white stick..didnt know whether he was propositioning me with a weird dildo or was blind.

I think he was deaf as well as blind.. which when it is £1 a pint night... aint a good idea!
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:03, archived)