Thank you for your ideas
I'll keep them in mind, but it'll boil down to what bits and pieces I can find to buy at the weekend.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Good luck, poppet.
OH ACTUALLY get a bin, cut a hole in it for your head and go as Rubbish.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

Ronald Reagan
Put on a suit and act like a jabbering mental patient
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:39, archived)