*pings a paper clip at your ear from a home-made catapult*
Three.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

Ow!
That almost got my eye, you know.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

*pings a paper clip at your eye from a home-made catapult*
Four.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Miiiiiiiss
Ed's bullying me.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Behave yourself edd or I'll use you as an egg cosy
and WOE BEFUCKINGTIDE you break one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:37, archived)