ummm
what did the five fingers say to the face?
( awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

ARGH! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE THUMB AND WHO IS THIS EXTRA FINGER?
THIS IS NOT RIGHT! THIS IS NOT RIGHT AT ALL!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I don't know, I don't understand sign language
Why do you have to discriminate?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

hello mr punch

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

cold
blooded
( awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

too right
take no prisoners.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

"Well hello big boy!"
/friz's
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

(__, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

I don't nose

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

HAHA I'VE GOT YOUR NOSE

( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

you
fucking nose it, clart
( awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

*sigh*
slap.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

*pings a paper clip at your ear from a home-made catapult*
Three.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

Ow!
That almost got my eye, you know.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

*pings a paper clip at your eye from a home-made catapult*
Four.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Miiiiiiiss
Ed's bullying me.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Behave yourself edd or I'll use you as an egg cosy
and WOE BEFUCKINGTIDE you break one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

you win

( awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

I don't know.
Did it punch yours repeatedly?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

Violent hand
It makes him do evil things :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

We've got something to tell you.
Late last night, whilst you were asleep, you moved and scratched yourself in the cheek. Because you hadn't washed us since you went for a poo, faecal matter got into the scratch and now you have face death.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Working at McDonalds blog?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

*shrugs* I've never worked in retail or food places, so not me, sir.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

I've regularly gone to work on their menus.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

That's why their signs are always filthy then :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

You wank on Macdonalds menus?
But.... aren't they attached to the wall?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Sometimes kids stand in the way too.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Said he excitedly.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

At eye level......?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

I'm half disgusted, half impressed.
Good morning, Mrs HB.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Morning!
I'll be on here a bit today, I have a day off and my last essay to finish so I'll be procrastinating. We have hand-in on Tuesday and it's straight off to the cocktail bar. All good with you I hope?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Yes, as it happens
it's Friday, pay day, and the day before a long weekend, so I'm a happy camper.

Speaking of Hood Butters, or to as the case may be, can I ask where your studios are? I was talking to my fellow minstrels last night about recording.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

Near Ely in Cambridgeshire
Straight up the M11, A14, A10, by train from Kings X or Liverpol Street. If you want to come up first and have a chat and a look round, gaz either me or CHB.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

Don't do it, it's a trap!
The HBs capture young musicians in their prime and milk them for precious talent-juice, which they then sell on the black market.

You emerge blinking in the sunlight, thirty years later. Naught but a withered husk.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

Curses!
Foiled again.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Fantastic, thanks ever so much, lady.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

I'll gaz you.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Brilliant people. Hooray for HBs.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

I'm about to go play 5 a side football,
and I was only checking to see if there was any good forum banter on b3ta at the moment.

There isn't

You shitmos.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Mongy's meds have worn off.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

did
you really expect much else?
( awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

he's just upset because we're not talking about breakfast
i didn't realise there was a 5-a-side patch for WoW
( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

fuck off you spastic

( mongychops, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

hehe
this is more like it, forum banter, great
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

smell that cheese

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:58, archived)