You'd be ace at sweeping chimbleys though
and defusing bombs with your tiny little hands.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

makes your cock look huge, too.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

*Invites you out to a really posh resturant to apologise for my behaviour. Then doesn't turn up.*
Sixteen.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

*eats pies anyway*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, archived)