The internet got a bad name.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Was it 'Clarence'?

( broadsword, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

But that's a fantastic name
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:05, archived)