Can I take this opportunity to apologise unreservedly to everyone on here.
I am really, really sorry.
( WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

*Father Jack*
I'm soooooo, soooooo sorry
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

The thing is, I know how annoying I am.
I understand.
( WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

I do too.
How annoying we both are.

People should count themselves lucky they're not locked in a room with one or both of us.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

Indeed.
I'd have to watch your fitful, shameful rutting at close quarters.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

Steady on.
Neither of us are the other one's type, for a start. I'm not thin and he's not a cro magnon.

You're more likely to have to put up with him making me upset and me threatening to hit him.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

OK then.
fitful, shameful rutting playground flirting
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

donkey gums, myself and yourself are in a band
it was decided when you weren't around... we're a boy band with no discernable skills other than stubble and toplessness.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Is excessive pointing and shouting involved?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

from both us and the fans

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

TO THE CONVERTIBLE TOURBUS!

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

*TOPLESS MODE ENABLED*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

I know that Cock Tuesday is a shit, irritating non-meme
I know, I know, I fucking invented it.
( WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

I thought Jobe invented it

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Why are you apologising to me?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

could you give your sorry-ness a percentage value in terms of the totality of all your feelings, at this moment in time?
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

It's OK
You can't help the way you look
( SuperMatt, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

Dude, you should totally top yourself

( broadsword, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

I can't believe you actually told someone to fuck off

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

I accept your apology and gleefully await my compensation payment.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

You? Gleeful?
HA!
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

I don't think sorry is enough.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

I hope you feel terrible

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

Fuck off

(Frogb3at, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

For some reason I've looked at your profile before
it's probably because of that stupid picture you've got in there.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

As i said.....

(Frogb3at, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

haha sensationalism, great.
top draw.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

I don't know what happened.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

The internet got a bad name.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Was it 'Clarence'?

( broadsword, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

But that's a fantastic name
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

I don't accept your apology.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

you'll have to deal with the manufacturer, he can't take it back directly

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

I want to speak to his supervisor

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:02, archived)