Jeans and a shirt?
Why?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

Are you applying to be a lesbian?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

He will have to take an oral exam before he gets offered the position.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

It's a dog grooming job
I assume she wants me to prove I can cope with being covered in drool, hair and water.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

Just take her out with you on a Friday night...

( thealternativefact, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

Erm
I'm not a lesbian
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

Not even a faux-internet one?

( thealternativefact, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

Nah

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

you only need to prove you can cope with that if you want to spend time on /talk
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

Dog grooming?
Just wear bin bags.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

Well, I think I'm going to invest in waterproofs if I get it
But I did apply a bit late, knowing my luck I'll get there and she'll have given the job away already
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:39, archived)