Just tell them you love dogs
Really love dogs. And rub your trousers while you talk about them.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

Well, I noticed they have those ridiculous dog outfits in the window
So I just have to say that I go gaga over them, I guess.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

Rub yourself against them going 'oh fucking yeah, you naughty bitch you'
And then sit down and stare at the owner directly in the eye, grinning.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:33, archived)