Then she'll turn up and they'll go 'How did you know that's how we dress? STALKER!' and then phone the police.
Again.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:33, archived)

It's the one time you're expected to stalk a bit.
If you're interviewing, the first thing you notice is whether they've bothered to google the expensive website you've paid for.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:36, archived)

I DID! I DID!
Now I know they do anal gland clearing. Probably the smelliest part of dog handling.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

Eeewwww.
On the plus side, you can probably claim against regular showers you'll need on your tax return.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

Tax return? I haven't done one of them in my life

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

So googling the website = ok
Turning up wearing the skin of their last pet = not ok

I should write this down
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:37, archived)