Ridiculous!
Where do you get such ill-conceived notions?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

It must be
the WORLD's most expensive way of sending somebody wedding directions.
(SquidHead, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

I think carving them into the face of the moon
might work out a bit more pricey.

I am enjoying pissing on your bonfire ;)
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

bastard
!
(SquidHead, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

it's more expensive to pay to
have a herd of goats trained to sing the directions and then have the goats flown by helicopter to the homes of everybody you are inviting to the wedding
( homonk, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

yes
it probably is.
(SquidHead, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

In a gold helicopter
with Nicolas Cage and Rip Torn taking turns to give directions.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)