You made this up!
I love him. I love him ok?! There, I've said it. Happy now?
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Jobe, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:20,
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I dont think we're sexually compatible.
I am only aroused when I see a vulva with the complexion of a Mandrills arse.
Hence my frenzied hammering away at your mother, nightly.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:21,
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It's ok. I'm over you now.
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Jobe, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:24,
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