That's quite enough of that, you 'Orrible lot!
What's been happening that side of the world since I've left ity?
All I've seen has been sun and endless free time, sadly.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

Wormulus is Flouncy Pants.

( Jobe, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

Jobe called me a cunt

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

You are a cunt

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLYING

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

Rubbish, thats textbook internet bullying
I shall now call your sexuality into question, as is the ancient rite.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

LOLFAT

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

That's the sort of thing
Now say 'Aberdeen'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

TORY CUNT
Damn I fucked that one right up : (
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

Good times

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

He did, I saw it.
You are, mind.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Fine
everyone gang up on Goatworrier day then.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

*gangs up*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

*stares down your top*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

Is that all ya got?
That happens on a daily basis.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

*Stares down your top an' all*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

*gets a semi*
*has strangely erotic daydream about a Hyena*

*wanders off*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

*Stares down YOUR top*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

He's very very tall Spider.
You wouldn't be able to. Also, he has shit tits.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

They are hairy
and dont jiggle.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

Really? I always thought he was shorter than m,e.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

You're confusing me
with Spangolin
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

Nah.
Spangolin's better looking than you, in my eyes.

Though you are not without your charms.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

You made this up!
I love him. I love him ok?! There, I've said it. Happy now?
( Jobe, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

I dont think we're sexually compatible.
I am only aroused when I see a vulva with the complexion of a Mandrills arse.

Hence my frenzied hammering away at your mother, nightly.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

It's ok. I'm over you now.

( Jobe, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Don't make me mention your dark secret

( WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

I don't have a dark secret, Mr "I don't have a second account, even though the evidence is stacked against me!".

( Jobe, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

I misunderstood
I thought he meant i had an open one, everyone knows about Hermione but it got banned so it doesn't exist.

At the moment I only have one account.
INTERNET LAWYER MAN is going to be my second account.
( WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

I'm going to create it now I think.

( WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

*sigh*

( Jobe, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

will you wear an INTERNET LAWYER MAN costume while logged in to it?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Hello, sir.
Two weeks to the voting. FF are completely fucked, as are Libertas.
Huzzah!
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

I dont know or care
I have ZZ Top 'La Grange' on at full whack

*continues*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

*engages rawking mode*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BYny9l20wc

*sets phasers to beards*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

Is it me or do Billy and Frank sound quite out of time in the intro?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

*Listens to better Rawk!*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

I still love you all
That hasn't changed
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

up to the minute LOLEXPENSE CLAIMS on the Expense Claim channel... formerly bbc news 24

(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

You will get one of my Random Burn CDs in the post soon
:D
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

one of
Random
rn
m
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

GIVE ME ONE

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

COR!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

You got me?
YAY!
:-D


Aslso, though there may be a slight delay, I should get mine away by saturday evening!
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

shush you
I don't want to read about your awesome new life
love you, really
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

*Huggles HARD*
_{Need to find a job, though.}
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

*snuggles*
good luck, babes
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Thankies Pet.
:-)
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

Nothing
We were nuked last Tuesday, it was glorious.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

The Government were overthrown by a band of revolutionaries in masks lead by a mysterious character known only as V.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

brilliant.
there goes my job application
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

8008⇂ᄐގ noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ `sʞuɐɥʇ ǝuıɟ ɯɐ ı

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

*ahem*
8008⇂ᄐގ no o `su u
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

I had a rather embarassing mix-up today
First call of the day:

"Can I take your name please sir?"
*customer gives surname*
"Okay and can I have your first name."
"Fimon."
*I check the database*
"Could you repeat that name again for me?"
"Yep. Fimon.
*Check again, no name found.*
"I'm sorry about this, could you spell that for me please?"
"F-I-M-O-N."
"Okay, let me just check again, F-I-"
"No! F! F for FUGAR!"
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

Pfffftt.



Pffffffft.
( Jobe, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

fucks to be him

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

haha!
i reckon you knew he meant simon, but were bullying him for his twatty voice
( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

I did think Fimon was a pretty unusual name, but then I get four or five unpronouncables a day
so I really don't bat an eyelid at it any more, but I was pretty mortified about that
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:37, archived)