Yeah, but I'm MUCH nicer than you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

So you say
but I bet you've thought about kicking her gran right up the cunt.

Right up it.

So your big toe goes right in and her old, leathery clit flaps against your ankles.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

I hadn't up until then, you foul wanker.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

you're imagining your big toe is wet now arent you ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

I'm going to turn you inside out and use you as a poo bag, you rotter.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:57, archived)