We need a new form of torture for this one
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8062786.stm

They are all sneaky, conniving cunts, but he's arrogant with it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

string em up etc

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

I'm hoping some of them start commiting suicide
like that silly tory bint was saying this morning.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

Thing is
I can't see an arrogant, wealthy public school cunt being the type to shoot himself.

They havent got the self awareness.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

Wouldnt arrogance be self awareness?
You homo.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

they could be a hung parliament
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

I think we'd all like to see a well hung parliament
Let some horses have a go at running the country, they COULDNT BE ANY WORSE THAN THIS LOL OMG LOL ROFL !!!!
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

Labour are terrified of this prospect.
That's why Brown is stallion (stalling) for time.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

it might bring the counntry some much needed stability
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

They've got to make HAY while the sun shiRE HORSEnes

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

You can't(er) be serious.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Dont SADDLE me with your expectations

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

Hoof the fuck do you think you are?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Now now, dont get aggressive, love thy NEIGHbor

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

You've really got the bit between your teeth on this one.
i guess we won't need to spur you on.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

You mane have a point. I feel like such a foal.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

You need to manetain your composure.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

this is escalating fast, Don key their car or anything.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Dont say anything MULE (You'll) regret !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

and definitely don't muletilate any thing.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

HORSE HORSE HORSE expenses.
How am I doing?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

See, if Margaret Beckett spoke like this all the time
I'd be more tempted to not want to rake her in the face.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Bad horse puns to lead Britain through recession?
Don't be such a trot (supporter of the version of Marxism formulated by Leon Trotsky.)
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

You know you're onto a loser if David 'most punchable man in the UK' Cameron can hold the moral hugh ground.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

As much as I think he's a cunt
I think he's dealt with this in the best way possible.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

On the surface it looks like this is the case.
Whereas what he's actually done is made a Tory government more likely.
There's nothing right with that.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

I think the term you're looking for is inevitable
People are bored shitless with labour, Brown is unelectable.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

It really is a shame that there's absolutely nobody else in the party.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Like PISTON BROKE'S birthday bash

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

or no other party with a chance of winning

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

Now that's just loser talk.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

What they need is a darkie
it worked over there.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

Yes, KEITH VAZ TO THE RESCUE!

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Then Cameron would have to find some mental Tory bitch who went out shooting things

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Boris Johnson.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Boris Johnson in a Honda Accord
with a boot full of dead junkies.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

why's that then?
I'll be voting Lib Dem again in any case.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Aye, me too.
*waits for someone to tell her why that's a bad idea*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

my gran tells me it's a wasted vote,
because, it seems, if the party you voted for doesn't win, you might as well not have bothered.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

With attitudes like that going around
no bloody wonder they've got no chance.

No disrespect to your gran there.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Fuck that
I'd kick her gran up the cunt
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Yeah, but I'm MUCH nicer than you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

So you say
but I bet you've thought about kicking her gran right up the cunt.

Right up it.

So your big toe goes right in and her old, leathery clit flaps against your ankles.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

I hadn't up until then, you foul wanker.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

you're imagining your big toe is wet now arent you ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

I'm going to turn you inside out and use you as a poo bag, you rotter.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Tactical voting
if you live in a safe seat where one side has no chance, vote Lib Dem.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Probably becuase it's a bit pointless
That said, I've voted Lib Dem twice, and both times that constituency ended up with a Lib Dem MP.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Lib Dem is far more likely to win here than the tories.
It's pretty close between them and labour every time.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

It's all going Lib Dem
in North Somerset. The Nu-Torys can all fuck off.
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

I find the complete lack of action
by Nick Clegg (indeed his complete lack of anything) to be the most frustrating thing. The Lib Dems were virtually untouched by this and they really haven't capitalised on it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

I reckon what this country really needs is a government that doesn't do anything.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

I think what this country needs
is a government who all drive Honda Accords and have crazy ninja skillz.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

If only in 2001 someone had driven a Honda Accord into the mountains in Afghanistan
We would've avoided these years of pointless wars. Bin Laden would've surrended right there and then.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

We need Jesse Ventura.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

In the current circumstances the smaller parties have he strongest chance in decades.
Basically the relative dominance of the various parties (known as political cleavage, lolfact fans) only undergoes serious upheaval during times of prolonged national crisis.
You've got one, ergo the various small parties are all in with a chance of serious growth.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

oh yeah they'll grow no doubt,
but they still won't win. We'll get the Tories again, I think that's pretty much a foregone conclusion. I must make clear I'm not using any of this as an excuse to vote or not vote one way or another.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Or a Labour/Lib Dem coalition.
That way ye'd finally get PRSTV.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

If we got a government split exactly three ways,
that would be interesting.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

A parliament or a government?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

both

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

That wouldn't happen outside a world war.
Labour and Tories would both try to exclude each other, and the Lib Dems would get more of their legislation passed by making a deal with either.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

The hissy flappy fights'd get even worse.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

It annoys me a lot
but he's acted extremely well throughout this whole situation, they will almost certainly win the next election on the back of this.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

REASONED POLITICAL DEBATE, ONLINE !
It's only a matter of time before someone says "OMG WTF n00b U R LIEK SUCH A DICK !!!! LOL"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

That's because the Telegraph published Labour's expenses first while giving the Tories a day to craft their responses.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

That's not really an excuse for two weeks of Gordon Brown
doing fuck all other than setting up a committee and not sacking Hazel Blears even though he thinks she's totally unnacceptable, it's not about his immediate reaction, it's his total lack of understanding of what he should be doing as a prime minister i.e. showing some leadership.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Blah-de-blah.
*Didn't click the link*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

Shortarse

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

Lanky cunt.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

I don't know why everyone's surprised that a castle dwelling conservative's a bit of a smug prick.
What a prick, though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

Tory in 'Acting Like a Tory' shocker
More at 10
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

This isn't order-order you know.
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

New forms of torture?
There's nothing wrong with with the ones you people have already invented.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_five_techniques
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

five? is that all?
consider yourselves lucky... Patrick!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

You're just jealous because he's got a big house that looks like Balmoral

( in vino veritas, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

I'm jealous because he's much better than me at being a cunt.

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

and you try REALLY REALLY hard!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

I've got a whole town that looks like Balamory.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

I've got a cock that looks like a turnip

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

I've got a turnip that looks like JMG.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

I've had JMG AT BALMORAL !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

Never mind that
I've got a big house that looks like a balrog.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

You should really call the fire brigade about that

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Get him on that ''BRING ON THE WALL!'' show.
Except the wall is really a Honda Accord travelling at 100mph and there is no hole to get through. It's still presented by Dale though.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

like this
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8063855.stm
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

s/beaten/beaten off/g

( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

while i sincerely hope that labour is ousted at the next election
i can't say i like the alternatives much either
( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

christ, bored of that now
it's all my dad talks about, I phone him up and he's all "ooh did you see blah blah tory MP blah blah it's a disgrace blah blah they should be in prison blah blah cut their bollocks off"

I'm just bored of it. Can we talk about real issues like Peter and Katie instead?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

I reckon it's all a SHAM
I mean what guy in his right mind would leave a fuckwitted plastic bitch with an opinion of herself even more overinflated than her hideous fake tits ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

fake tits are utterly revolting
fake tits attached to a vacuous bottle-blonde airhead like her, doubly revolting
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Big, solid tits, tiny, bony flat arse and mutant plastic lips
She's a keeper.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

now you mention it
those features would make her better at catching a football
( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

they're a pair of whole new worlds

( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

I'm surprised no-one on here has sided with them against the plebs.
Looks like predictably "ironic" attention-seking can only be taken so far.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

Well, really, they broke no rules
And it's their priviledge as leaders of Britain to be allowed a better standard of living. We should applaud them for being so restrained.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Good start, but it needs more patronising castigation.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Me & Mrs Duck were watching this interview, slack jawed, last night.
I still can't believe that he was so arrogant.

Here's his site if you want to send him mail.

www.anthonysteen.org.uk/
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

:-0
Surely you can't be suggesting that everyone emails him in an aggressive way? You'll give the internet a bad name if you encourage that sort of thing
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

Especially given that we are, to a man, a bunch of cliquey internet bullies and kitten-kicking cunts.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:54, archived)