Jealous. You want my bones.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

only to make crude tools

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

yeah, to FUCK ME WITH.
I should calm down.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

Is the aircon off in your office or something?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Do women only love you because of heatstroke?
Oh, Chompius :-(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Women love me for my fucking charm.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Not your charming fuck?
'I do apologise, my sweet, but I fear I may be about to ejaculate in your eye'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

I'd be honoured if you'd put it in your mouth now my love.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

"Cum for me, you fucker, oh hnnnghhh!"
"Oh no, my dear, after you"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

If only I didn't know you were talking about jobbies.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

I'm a dentist
I was fitting your new retainer.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

I could use some braces, actually.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

yeah bet you could,
bet you're desperate for braces.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

I'm a ho for the orthodontic wire apparatuses.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

Who wouldn't, it would be like having a life-sized posing mannequin
Oh right, you meant still attached to you
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Unless you'd like to carry around Captain Bag.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:12, archived)