You know you love it, worm.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

How did you know my ex's pet name for me?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

Your flies are undone, chap.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Nonsense, I have safety flies
I have to get a grown up just to help me pee
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

Do those really exist?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

If not, they should
I need something to stop Mr Squinky flopping out when I'm doing things like going to the shop, holding meetings or attending funerals.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

I'd be really happy if there was accidental wang at my fineral.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:22, archived)