Helllllllooooooooooooo
typically I can drink a longneck faster than anyone
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

Well done at having a throat as wide and loose as your vagina

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

Faster than someone with a straw?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

Hello sweetcakes.
What's a longneck? Some kind of Turkey?
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:57, archived)