I do a brilliant Joe Pasquale impression
and an equally impressive Heather Small impression
and I know all the words to Doop
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

This would impress ,me.

( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:04, archived)