I can do scarily good impressions (e.g. Cilla Black),
and if I'm thirsty enough, can chug down pints in record time.

And I can effortlessly wind up arrogant, stuck-up twats whose faces look like they had a serious argument with a door in their youth and think they're the next Aphex Twin just because they excrete wacky, broken-sounding music.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

I wish I could do impressions,
Wynoh is good at them too.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

If somebody annoying is talking to me and I want them to bugger off, I do a spectacularly creepy Donald Pleasance.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:09, archived)