JMG.
I've returned from outside business, and where were we?
Ah yes. The football.


Who'd like to condemn us to the Championship nice and loudly so all the girls can see you being ROFL?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

I think it would be for the best JMG
Lawro agrees with me, which make me question my beliefs somewhat though.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

Lawro's predictions (or How Many will Liverpool win by?) can never be trusted.
He's had the hump with us ever since he was fired by the club.
Also, he was hit on the head with a pastie at our semi-final in Cardiff.

Sir Les Ferdinand was cheered like a King.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

How is getting into a Championship a bad thing?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

Sounds like less sitting down if you ask me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

I suspect that soccer players and fans are in favour of soccer.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

I'm not to be blamed for that.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

Would you like to explain why you used the word "soccer" then put a u in "favour"?
Soccer = American English. If you're going to use that, you might as well say favor. We in Engerland enjoy Football, or, at a push "Association Football", no portmanteau.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

I don't understand why I just did the post I did.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

you know the English and their liking to do things in reverse
Championship is a step down in this case
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

No wonder they lost their empire.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

Yes, because the Premier League isn't actually the premier league,
no, wait, it is.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

shut up
this sub-thread is reserved for mocking the English
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

division one is where all the cool cats hang out

( mongychops, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

You're going to be relegated JMG.
My major sadness is that Sunderland won't go down :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Keep the faith MoT.
We've seen enough turnarounds on the final day over the years.
I'll be keeping confidence until the final whistle.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

If Hull go pointless, Boro (who have the easiest tie) could manage to stay up, which means newcastle and hull go down.
This is the only change from the current table I can honestly forsee.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

Monaco Grand Prix on sunday

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

I'd like to see Nelson Piquet Jr. crash in the tunnel and cause major havok.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 17:43, archived)