Shut the fuck up, sit down and don't make eye contact.
Pissed people give themselves away by stinking breath and stupid comments.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

Stinking breath and stupid comments?
In that case, my housemate is raging alcoholic.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

Winner

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

+a constant sweaty sheen on their forehead.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:46, archived)