I write down some lyrics that rhyme
then I find a beat that matches my natural flow
then I punch myself in the throat and, whilst rolling around gasping for air like a seagull-beplucked koi carp on the lawn, realise that anyone who raps is a cunt, and bin the idea.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

Rapping is the new crooning.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

My rhymes flow like my charts.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

I'm spittin' like Sylvester
when I'm lookin' atchor Tweety Pie, baby girl
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

I gotta plyon
checkin' out her nylons
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:18, archived)