Eat something stodgy.
Drink loads of water or orange juice.

Then once you have achieved sobriety, stop drinking so you never have to worry about faking it again.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 22 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

^
You can also then remember all of the embarrassing things your friends do when they're pissed that they won't remember. Then tell them about it in public.

Edit: Bye bye, Mrs HB, bye bye /talky types. Have lovely extended weekends.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

That's evil...
I like it

Bye bye captain, have a fun star trek, picnic, photoshoot filled weekend
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

Thanks, you too.
My son hates me doing this. This makes me do it more.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 22 May 2009, 18:02, archived)