Surely releasing an independant 7" vinyl dissin' his homies and saying all his bitches got pox, yo
would get him round to your crib sharpish
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

or saying all his bitches work in the private care industry.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:21, archived)