Well I click my fingers
and stomp my feet
& shake my white bottom
to the funky beat
if you can look
as cool as me
then a tip-top rapper
you will surely be
( broadsword, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

I am cringing so much I just turned inside out.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

Wow. You're even sexier on the inside.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

it's what's inside that counts!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:30, archived)