I'm fully aware of that
but all this stuff is in French, and the packaging uses phrases like
"Natures energy"
"Bison grass, Chinese galanga, Purslane"
"Intense cellular activity"

I'll be looking like George Clooney in ten days according to this.
( moohalaa, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

Bog standard shave gel.
... employs SSE^TM v2.0 of our unique Skin Surface Enhancing technology, with DDS^TM (Dual Delivery System) ...
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 22 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

It has little pictoral instructions in case you can't read marketing twat.
It's good stuff mind.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 22 May 2009, 19:11, archived)