That the new woman will insist we spend tomorrow together and I won't go to Grudziadz to buy a car after all
then I'll mope, and we'll have a tiff, and some hardcore sex, and she'll make me dinner to make up for "ruining my saturday" despite my insistance that she didn't, then we'll phone the seller to see if the car is available on Sunday and he'll say sorry, it's sold already, and I'll be despondant because, despite the rust, I was really enamoured with it cos it's got four wheel drive.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

Pussy-whipped nancyboy.
I believe is the accepted response in such circumstances.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

There'll be other Trabants petal.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

which of course wouldn't rust.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

I like the idea of a 4x4 Trabby

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

what was this car anyway?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

BMW E30 325iX
www.allegro.pl/show_item.php?item=641547927
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

What's that photo of,
the one of a component that's not actually in the car?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

yeah, the in-tank fuel pump's fucked
which means you can only drive it on LPG at the moment
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

I was hoping www.allegro.pl
would yield more stuff like this.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

oh, what, you mean
like this?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

Mustard yellow,
phwoaar!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

Are you never tempted just to go and buy a new/not very old car and just drive the thing without having to adjust, alter, remove or replace anything?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 22 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

what's the fucking point in that?
I live 20minutes walk from work anyway, I don't need a car at all. It's not a vehicle, it's a Lego set for grownups.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:17, archived)

Thank heaven for people who like poking around in cars and getting all oily,
because I sure as fuck don't.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 22 May 2009, 19:23, archived)