Imagine that I'm reaching across 12 miles of countryside and obliging.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 21:25,
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Me too?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 21:27,
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My arms aren't normally that long, but I can install extensions.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 21:28,
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how about your tongue?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 21:30,
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That would incur a 30% surcharge.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 21:31,
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