I have, I just feel a cunt.

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 22 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

well don't
if you've got a kidney infection there's not much you can do. I'm sure everyone understands.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

It's just typical it's friday and I can't get to the doctors.

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 22 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

Back pain is a complete bastard
don't feel bad about leaving a social function that you've already spent a considerable amount of time at.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

You are not even NEARLY a cunt
You can't even see a signpost to being 100 miles away from a cunt.
( in vino veritas, Fri 22 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

I wish I could feel a cunt.
But I'm married.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 22 May 2009, 22:02, archived)