w.t.f is it with people who put coats on dogs!
just saw a woman wearing a very skimpy top and shorts but she had a coat on her fucking dog
( Dill, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:05, archived)

I think some dogs are so pedigreed up and inbred
That they have problems conserving heat

probably
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:06, archived)

Or alternatively they are just owned
by pompous cunts.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:07, archived)

Ooooh little fluffy needs a Diamonte collar!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:08, archived)

A dynomite collar?
Cool.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:10, archived)

*presses the 'detonate'
button and blows up every single one of the yappy little fuckers*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)

DOG TERRORIST!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)

A MUTTWA!

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)

A fucking Jihad on you!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

A fucking Jack Russell on you!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)

fairy nuff
but this was an alsation, big hairy well insulated thing and it's still rather hot up here
( Dill, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:08, archived)

Actually it could have been to keep the heat off of him

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

fair point
but dogs have been around for yonks without coats, just seems daft to me
( Dill, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)

Are you sure it was a coat
and not a rudimentary saddle for carrying dwarfs?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:16, archived)

not as daft as you may think
there's a shop near us which sells rucsacks for dogs, all different sizes
( Dill, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)

Rucksacks for dogs?
That's one of those things that makes me think "Maybe al-Qaeda has the right idea after all".
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)

yep
from labrador to terrier
( Dill, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)

surely anything much smaller than a st bernard or a pyrennean
is entirely useless as a pack animal.

What could you get in a terrier backpack? A packet of smarties?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)

people who go hillwalking
can get them for the dog to carry his little bowl and food, bloody stupid idea
( Dill, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)

one more thing to add to my ever-expanding list
"why ramblers are mentals"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)

You could have suicide bomber dogs, though.
Put the bomb in the dog's rucksack with remote detonation. Nobody expects bombdogs!
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)

You noticed the dog?
What's wrong with you?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:08, archived)

I's monogamous
so I is
( Dill, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:09, archived)

You're a tree?
I'm confused.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)

So am I now

( Dill, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:12, archived)

Wibble.
*passes the jaffa cakes*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

He's got wood?

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:12, archived)

constantly
:)
( Dill, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

It's plane
to see.....

/DTH
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)

it's knot
small wooden attempt at humour
( Dill, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

Oak-ay.
That was bad.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)

sowie
turns over a new leaf
( Dill, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)

They're probably Methodists or Presbytarians.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)